How to have sex when children are alive

ImageThis is a topic I had in my mind for a while and had been waiting to write an entry on. But first to update you all on my life the past couple weeks. I just became more angry before any other emotion after the firing, mostly because I’ve never been fired in my life, and it was something completely out of my control. But on a happy and unexpected note, I had an interview for a support worker at the Y in before/after school programs. Although it’s only part time, it’s a REAL job and I wouldn’t be embarrassed to share with the world what I do. I find out this Friday, so I will definitely keep you guys posted. On a personal note, Tim returned home for a short time, but sadly had to return to London again for an undetermined amount of time. So sirs and I are getting back into our routine and doing our best not to kill each other while daddy is away.
Not that the sex thing is an issue now that I don’t have someone to have sex with. But when my husband is around and in the future when sirs is a human being with ears. Whenever I have this discussion with other parents most of them say they have their children in the room across the hall and just giver. Umm, am I the only one who wouldn’t be comfortable with this? Currently our house is attached to my dad’s, with cement, brick, insulation, etc etc between us, and I’m STILL convinced they can hear us. Now once sirs is old enough to hear us I’m not sure my husband and I will ever have sex again. I figure there are only a few options if I ever want to have sex again- 1) Move him to the basement- beside the kitty litter 2) Get a 6 story house, and he still lives in the basement 3) Wait until he’s out of the house (um at 18?) 4) Send him to boarding school. So as you can tell there are few options and none are viable, shit. Other weird fucking couples may be okay with their children listening to them do the humpy hump, but I’m not one of those freaks. Some of you may say, “Oh, we just wait until they’re asleep”. Um yea, just a heads up, they’re not really asleep, you naive bastards. In any baby books, toddler, etc, or marriage books, I’ve never seen how to comfortably have sex while children are in your house. That’s one thing I’d like to know. Anyone have any suggestions, and not anything I’ve mentioned here.
Mumma C

Super Sweet Blog Award

Hello my loyal readers. I know it’s been way too long since I’ve said hello and updated you on my life. I had a bit of a rough patch after the firing, both professionally (obviously), and personally, so I apologize for the disappearing act. But I have received some awards in my absence so I have to send my love out to those who were kind enough to do so!
The Super Sweet blog award was given to me by The Blogging Mama. Thank you so much for the sweet award and thinking of me!

1. Thank the super sweet blogger who kindly nominated you for the award.
2. Nominate a baker’s dozen of other bloggers who you think deserve the award.
3. Whoosh over a comment to them to let them know you nominated them.
4. Answer five super sweet questions (I’ve done them below).
5. Now, SMILE! *reaches for the cookie tin*

Questions:

1. Cookie or cake?
Cookie, cooked and uncooked. Yes, I’ll take the formaldehyde or whatever it is you catch from eating raw cookie dough

2. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate

3. What is your favourite sweet treat?
Oh way too many, but lately it’s been two bite brownies

4. When do you crave sweet things the most?
Every time I’m pregnant, and every moment I breathe

5. If you had a sweet nickname, what would it be?
Sugar tits

I only have one nominee. I am a new follower of them, it definitely isn’t one about being a sweet mommy, or a family oriented blog. You’ll have to read to see for yourself 🙂
1. The Office Inbetweener

 

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